stylishirish:

peterpantomytarzan:

You can’t spell worlds biggest douchebag with out Stanley Lucas. 

yes u can 

tagged → #omg #hah #bless

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tagged → #ellen #trix #hah #god that was so funny though

oh my gOD SO THIS guy followed me like last night right after i posted a pic of myself

and he just unfollowed me right now

omg does that mean he thought i was pretty????? 

omg

tagged → #no but really im dyiNG #THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME #WHY DID HE FOLLOW ME #OMG #HE'S LIKE SOME HIPSTER BLOG #HAH

Jennette McCurdy [about Zayn]: … and he was like ‘touch my tattoo’ and I was like ohh ok.

tagged → #omg #i actually kinda laughed #hah